He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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