wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
