Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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