soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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