5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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