just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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