I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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