Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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