My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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