so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The power of my boobs compel you
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize