I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can I color on your dick again?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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