Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
