Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it was like eating out sand paper
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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