At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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