My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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