I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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