I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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