our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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