girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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