How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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