I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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