so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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