He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think your dad took our porno
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Come share oat with me in your robe
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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