Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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