She is in my trunk
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It was a blind-side dick pic.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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