no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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