i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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