If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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