i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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