Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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