So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
