This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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