i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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