there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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