i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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