I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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