There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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