I just made out with a guy for $7.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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