Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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