This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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