But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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