Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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