Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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