he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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