i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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