A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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