Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Success! We fucked roommates!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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