i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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