I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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