Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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