You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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