I want to stick my p in your. b.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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