we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
