Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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