You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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