He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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